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Ants Demotivational Poster


2011 -


TAGS: dead tyrants
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 12:04 am

lolz....imadinnerjacket...? almost included him.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
There's Someone Right Behind Them,Sorry !
crankyhead - January 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
At least he died the way he lived: with car parts up his bum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2012, 9:46 am
I heard Ryan Dunn was on the radio.....and the windshield....and the dashboard....
bloodgun - January 1, 2012, 6:58 am
Ryan Dunn: DEAD, maybe the year wasn't so good after all


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




RUMORS -


TAGS: rumor haters fools ignorants
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:30 pm
and ignored by smart ones...
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 10:13 pm
How true. Just last night, I read a news story about a Chinese restaurant in the UK whose business has gone down 20% due to a false rumor that someone chocked on a retired greyhound's microchip in their food


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: bre*** implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by malVs

Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?


$42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL -


TAGS: political illegal immigrants
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Either???
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so d*** many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the h** coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their a** from law suites. *gasp* no ****!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.


BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.


TAGS: brawndo plants idiocracy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:07 pm
Ahhh a great movie - if only it hadn't such disturbing prescience.


VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


Epic Win Giants -


TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2.24/5

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datnigga - July 2, 2008, 11:07 pm
sports nerds actually play the game too. that must be why you hate us. because we're able to kick your a**.
Sean - April 5, 2008, 12:49 am
Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.


LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.




FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices




MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.




PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


Beauty Overwhelms Reason -


TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


VISIT MONSTER ISLAND! - Now with a great scenic view of wandering Kaiju!




MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.


TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm
ARE YEW SMIRKING AT THE WAY MY HAT FITS?


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


GODZILLA'S BIGGEST FANGIRL - Jesus! I didn't think Asian girls got THAT big!


TAGS: godzilla kaiju japan japanese rubber monster monsters giant giants
Rating: 2.71/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
If you have ANY doubts you should go to naughtyfake.com and look at some of Cubbybear's posters!


Epic Win Giants -


TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2/5

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HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Please read this, seans g** http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3225539
datnigga - August 10, 2008, 6:38 am
least it ain't the cowpokes. but seriously. this poster is true. the pat-cheats got what they deserved
seans gay - July 27, 2008, 4:37 am
they didnt cheat n00bl3t. go and make **** motifakes noob.
susie - June 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
this is still my favorite team. and they are amazing! :D
Sean - May 23, 2008, 8:08 pm
Yea it's a lot tougher when you can't cheat


FASHION IQ TEST -




PRETENTIOUS ART - Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're a genius.


TAGS: art pretension statue giant giants
Rating: 3.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:13 pm
More contrast and saturation towards the foreground, please.


"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"




A NATURALISTIC RAPPRESENTATION OF MICROSOFT'S SYSTEM -




STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing




YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.


LOVELY PHOTO - But all I can think is "If I saw that, I would fill my pants."


TAGS: pants ph**o
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:35 am
No Gary, you can't follow her there.
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 9:12 pm
Been there…. Gramma! Wait up!


ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...




HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.




TASTE - Sweatpants are sexy ;)


TAGS: sweatpants
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:40 am
I once saw where a guy told of his wife doing a striptease for him where she removed loose fitting sweatpants & shirt to reveal the ***y lingerie she was wearing underneath


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.


TAGS: cat alone pants moment clarity
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:46 pm
5L for using the word "whilst".


WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN - Now go make Mommy proud


TAGS: child beauty pageants
Rating: 3.94/5

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Krissie - April 29, 2010, 1:01 am
This is just sick. No wonder why kids are SO d***ed obsessed with their overall images of themselves and their peers. Parents should be HUNG for making their kids look like this!
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
Is this for the mini-adult beauty contest? These children also look like they realize make-up is made of dead animals..
Wolfheart - March 15, 2010, 6:19 pm
It's Actually Very Sickening The Way Mothers Do This To Thier Child, Just Because They Failed In The Beauty Department, Dosn't Mean They Should Force It Upon Thier Children.


PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


Dear inventor of yoga pants -


TAGS: yoga pants
Rating: 4.93/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:16 pm

NEENER NEENER
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 11:55 am
In Calvin Klein’s name (or whoever), amen


2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.


TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


COOLNESS -


TAGS: cool pants scary
Rating: 3.03/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 4:41 am
It's not racism, It's culturism. Not our fault your culture "choice" sucks.
Penuts - November 4, 2009, 11:25 pm
haha f***stick great great explanation hahaha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 3:05 am
f***stick you're being a racist a**hole.
jetgod - September 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
Or don't. I prefer my retards easier to spot. Makes 'em easier to avoid.
Evox91 - June 13, 2009, 3:01 am
You know how sagging came around? In prison, the prison b****es would be forced to wear their pants half down so that they could be b*** f***ed at a moments notice. So all you ignorant dumb-ass punks who want to look "cool", pull up your f***ing pants
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's cool to ask for b****** as the catcher? Okay, I'm officially in despair.


SPONGEBOB NINJAPANTS - Who else could work endless hours and not crack?


TAGS: spongebob squarepants
Rating: 2.36/5

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MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 11:25 pm
Poster fodder also means just pictures you find on the web. Grey was simply commenting on how simply bad this picture is.
Dr. Rusak - January 22, 2010, 11:19 pm
I didn't get this from the poster fodder
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:30 pm
Oh for the love of God, this is the best poster fodder you could find? 1L


RADIATION - Zap him again,,,,,and again. That pant leg will come down sooner or later.


TAGS: radiation child 1957 pants
Rating: 2.29/5

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champ99 - April 5, 2011, 2:10 pm
You mean you have never been zapped with so many X-Rays that something has not either fallen off or in this case, down? Lucky you.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:51 pm
So... What does the pant leg have to do with the joke itself?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! - who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!


TAGS: spongebob squarepants fish
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 2:07 pm
i give you 1L and a facepalm... thats all your getting..


ELEPHANTS - They're working for Microsoft now


TAGS: elephants microsoft animals
Rating: 2.23/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
no, thx! looks like a German chocolate-advertisement...


APPENDIX -


TAGS: death immirgrants
Rating: 2.05/5

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Highlord - August 9, 2008, 5:55 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-wellbeing/health-news/the-appendix-does-have-a-use--rebooting-the-gut-396277.html
... - July 14, 2008, 8:09 pm
Appendixes, or Appendices. (Both proper plurals of Appendix) Or simply, "It is a Bastard." For the Record, Appendix is NOT the plural of Appendix. Does it look like a deer, or a sheep to you?
... - July 14, 2008, 8:08 pm
Pardon me for a moment, whilst I ignore the poor taste in which this was written, and play Nazi for a second. There were two, safe, pathes available. You opted to go inbetween, through the thorns.
Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:40 am
I don't think immigrants kill you. If by "kill" you mean "do the jobs you're too lazy to do at wages that don't even come close to half living wage", then maybe.
Sean - April 25, 2008, 3:32 pm
What do you mean "we"? Man.
Jesse - April 25, 2008, 2:27 pm
It's called a joke, man. We do those here.
Sean - April 17, 2008, 10:47 pm
"Like Immigrants"? You're a piece of ****.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


Pants -




Chinese Restaurants -


TAGS: chinese restaurants
Rating: 4.8/5

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demon001 - February 26, 2014, 5:39 pm
You've come to the Wong place.


just say no -


TAGS: to pants
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - August 17, 2013, 6:34 pm
Wa5ted calories.


CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: plants wither die cacti eyes
Rating: 4.71/5

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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD


BURN THEM -




THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!




YOU KNOW WHAT - I think I can find somewhere else to eat




IF NOT IN THE FACE... - A swift, kick to the testicles is coming real soon.




CUTE PUPPIES - How much is that doggie in the window? About $3.65 a pound. Bon appétit




NO! NO! NO! - I said TWO cheeseburgers, and a diet soda.




ELEPHANTS - They always come in handy.


TAGS: elephants
Rating: 2.29/5

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LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 2:11 pm
those d*** elephants....


SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...


TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go


FANCY SPONGE -




FOOLS - We want your money.


TAGS: fools money fashion pants clothes
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:46 pm
Sure. Got some other $ making ideas for me? Teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:09 am
Wait a minute . . . did you really invent those?!?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:47 am
Hey...keeps the ants off your pants and food!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:40 am
Brain . . . . rejecting . . . . can't . . . 5ense . . . . of it.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:45 am
Own? I invented the d*** things...bahaha!
Oiler - February 1, 2013, 1:07 am
You OWN a pair...lol


INCONTINENCE -




SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?


TAGS: what not to say after the no pants dance
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:48 pm
LMAO!!! 5 Siskel & Eberts.
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 5:31 pm
Now let's try it from the top. 3,2,1... and we're s******...


LIONS MAKE YOU BRAVE - Giants give you faith. Death is a charade. You don't have to feel safe,




YOU'VE LOST -


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a b****
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wow.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.


FLASHBACKS -


TAGS: circus elephants
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 10:37 pm
Magical.


IPOD - So fun it'll explode in your pants!


TAGS: blue ipod exploding in pants fun fail explode
Rating: 2.55/5

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DV8 - June 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
Haha, the caption really made the pic/article funny


GREASE - And guess what ladies? He's single




ELEPHANTS - Proof that it's not just humans that enjoy water sports.


TAGS: elephants
Rating: 2.31/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:47 pm
Water sports? Ummm....


TENACITY -


TAGS: plants through asphalt
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:59 am

I'm certain ours need Roundup to live.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:43 am

Done, again!~
rerun - June 23, 2013, 10:28 am

twist as well
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 9:47 am
Yeah, I have those in my drive too. Seems they are getting rather robust off the poison I’ve been feeding them.


Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -


TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!


Management -


TAGS: twig ants
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 1:27 pm
Ah, you’re of those that perceive management as top rung cadre….tsk tsk….now about me holding the ladder for ya….my ears….they are NOT stirrups, but yer split ends ARE tickling my fancy.
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 1:09 pm
Mr. Gary...you're so close to the bottom wrung you can see clear up through my...long hair that keeps falling in your eyes. Great 5L Ashson
GaryO - March 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Ashson, amigo. I really appreciate you not voting on yer own poster. You will too. Welcome to the fray. This one’s a 5L to me. Cheers, mate. The management.


Managers -




Consultants -




you can tell -


TAGS: beegees lucky pants day
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2014, 8:40 am
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 4:06 am
For the love of gawd...that's ph**ochopped! Right? Please say it is! 5L for the creepy factor...teehee.
spacedog - June 14, 2014, 5:47 pm
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.


LIAR LIAR -


TAGS: liar liar pants on fire
Rating: 4.92/5

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lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:11 pm

Thanks, Mr. Ughomer~~
ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:11 am
Good in5ight, LG.


SAGOPOTAMUS -


TAGS: pants
Rating: 4.82/5

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FILLED -




advice -




LIFE CHOICES -




Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


Fire -


TAGS: fire h** pants
Rating: 4.67/5

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Winne the Pooh -


TAGS: winnie the pooh pantsless
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 2:07 pm
Dam bear...named after my old home town Winnipeg. What a poor ambassador


Owned -




Dirty Doctor Seuss -


TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.


jungle theory -


TAGS: aliens ants
Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:37 pm
Yea, isn't that freaky? That's a real insect. Can we stop pretending there aren't aliens here on Earth? :) Thanks for the lions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 12:44 pm
Uh, not when they're that big looking like that! Jee5


VEGETABLE DEVIANTS - Making the Angel-hair Pasta more and more nervous.




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